you can spot when pictures of dirty sluts are edited.

and you just kinda giggle and the thought that people seriously think thats real?
cuz everyones thighs go in at that angle and then go out?…with a blurry white smug along it?
or that someones waist goes in at that angle? and again thee sides are all blurred.

seriously people, its not difficult to photoshop well…..
or understand how camera angles work with peoples bodys and positions….

idk thats just a little photographer rant i guess? lol

…as long as you calm yo tits bout finding a girl! 

• like, a month long enough to start hanging out as friends? sure.
• a month long enough to ask for girl advice? no…that gets a you a beating every time you mention something i dont wanna hear. aka, something about a cute girl.
• a month long enough for me to laugh about slapping you and you still be my friend? yes.
• will you actually follow my wishes and wait a month or so more before pursueing another girl? probably not. 
• but will i be around to bitch about it, and still hangout with you and laugh about it too? yes.

we shall be friends.

i think im grasping more on the idea that some people were just made to be friends, and not in a relationship. not that the relationship was bad or anything, it was good. and thats what we’ll remember it as. but were we ment for eachother? nah. we’re we ment to be bffs? possibly. haha

shit, gimme a few more weeks ill find a guy. hahah
i aint that weird or bad looking.

plus, girls dont usually like you…sooo…..this may be entertaining to watch you try and find someone. lol

again, we will be like Jerry and Elaine :]